thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

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micdotcom:

danceisagodgivengift:

Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.

Us too. Unfortunately, this isn’t a new trend.

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lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

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theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks

(Source: thesmuttypirate, via boom-fandomtime)

starbuckviper:

hotmilkytea:

dawntreaderflynne:

kiiromoeru:

lenasai:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

VIVA LA PLUTO

omg it’s true

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GO PLUTO

I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU, BUDDY

VIVA LA PLUTO

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nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

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Misa Amane anyone?

ultimate-me:

furbearingbrick:

aimeefrommars:

septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!

Not a fun post. Only the most important post in the life of a pet owner! Spread it. Spread it like right now.

(Source: fuckyeahfelines, via zeldaddicted)

everything-is-sunshine:

Things I can’t deal with:
Talking about babies

India took seven steps on her own the other day.

Anonymous said: ermmm should you always tell your boyfriend/girlfriend sexual stuff you are in to? i love the idea of my gf letting me watch her have sex with a big, muscular, and well endowed black man but i think she'll think much less of me if i tell her i want that, i feel like people think less of me even after just typing that out :/

I feel it is good to talk to you partner about anything as long you are both honest to each other and trust each other enough so that when these things come in to conversation it shouldn’t be shocking. I’m not saying “If she loves you she would act out your fantasies” but still it’s always a good idea to talk about it.
Sexually me and Fletch both know what the other likes; which positions are comfortable? Which position I like best? Which he likes best? And so on. Okay you prefer to watch instead but the point remains.
Talking is good.
Trust is good.
Honesty is good.
And it will do you good to at least throw the suggestion out there.

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

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themethatyouknow:

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

I’d love a party like this

(Source: best-of-memes)

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

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