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the-maddabber:

white-wid0w:

fuck me

Right
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

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fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

Genius writing.

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shego1142:

rotatingfloor:

mashable:

Social robots like Jibo could be the next technological innovation to transform your life and your family.

this is your new dad

There are literally thousands of movies telling us why this is a bad idea.

I want 12

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skeleton-on-the-internet:

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

Can confirm that there was a great demon war in skeleton hell.

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nijuukoo:

staff:

staff:

We updated the tumblr video player and added notifications whenever someone answers you ask.

April Fools

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Anonymous said: In response to that colour fact meme; Green

  1. I have green eyes
  2. I have brown hair
  3. I am naturally fair skinned
  4. If I sneeze whilst having a really heave cold I get nosebleeds
  5. I am an organ donor (I guess this counts as a body fact)
  6. I only like cheese when it is grilled or melted
  7. I have female reproductive organs
  8. If I eat lots of Ice Cream I start to cough (ask everything-is-sunshine)

awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

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a story about gender

wholocked-theimpala:

he was a boy

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but she was also a girl

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and everyone was really confused and maybe just a little bit turned on

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ultrafacts:


Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts
waywardly-carrying-on:

elasticitymudflap:

ericaisawesome56:

farfromgotham:

Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects. 
It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast. 
Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink. 

THIS.

Gosh this

I was the same fucking way growing up.

waywardly-carrying-on:

elasticitymudflap:

ericaisawesome56:

farfromgotham:

Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects. 

It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast. 

Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink. 

THIS.

Gosh this

I was the same fucking way growing up.

(Source: feminishblog, via captain-cheesecake)